Fogus’ Four Laws of Thermo-Dumb-Antics
- The 1st law of thermo-dumb-antics1 states that in a buzzword-riddled startup landscape all disruption cancels out to form a mediocrity.
- The 2nd law of thermo-dumb-antics describes a condition where the brainpower in a pitch meeting dissipates as heat rather than as good ideas.
- The 3rd law of thermo-dumb-antics states that if marketing material mentions the word “disrupt” then there’s no way that disruption will result from said marketed wares.
- The 4th law of thermo-dumb-antics states that any conference with “distrupt” in its name is more likely to disrupt other hotel guests located near the conference block than its relevant industry.
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The laws of thermo-dumb-antics were recently discovered written on a 2500-year-old (give or take) set of Fluxx Blanxx by the Greek philosopher Mediocrates.2 ↩
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An artist’s rendition of Mediocrates:
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