0th-world problems are like first-world problems except only applicable to computerists. (hashtag is #0th) Examples include, but are not limited to:
Ending relationships due to a fundamental disagreement over whether arrays should be 0, 1 or open indexed.
Losing sleep trying to solve the world’s Hacker News ranking algorithm problem.
Fear and loathing over a ruined Star Wars franchise.
Agonizing over which PLT-related Twitter novelty account is the best.
Decrying the world-wide shortage of essential Raspberry Pi.
The existential crisis resulting from finding out that you were really a conservative software developer after all.
A fundamental refusal to use software with a price tag.
That feeling of inadequacy that comes from loving a programming language that you’re unable to use as resume padding.
That Guy Steele can no longer find a job because he spent the past 10-years working in a language no one’s ever heard of.
An inability to locate an implement to use in scooping out the deeply recessed life-giving Yan Yan sauce (straddles the line between 0th and 1st world).
That exquisite rage felt upon learning that someone’s squatting a sweet domain name.
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