Self-Humiliating, Amorphous, Mental Exercise

A list of books I am ashamed to have never read:

Paradise Lost

Faust

The Aeneid

The Catcher in the Rye The Great Gatsby Catch-22

The Grapes of Wrath

The Scarlet Letter Animal Farm Fahrenheit 451

Crime and Punishment

The Brothers Karamazov

Infinite Jest

Gravity’s Rainbow

Ulysses

One Hundred Years of Solitude

Foucault’s Pendulum

Tristram Shandy

The Tale of Genji

Alice’s Adventure in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass The Fall of the House of Usher

I suck.

-m