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Nov 17, 2003

Penis-Multilating Tampon Puts Rapists Out Of Business – Forever: “Jaap Haumann, 72, who now farms near the small town of Clocolan, has designed a ‘mutilator tampon’ designed to lop off the end of a rapist’s penis.”

It’s about freaking time. It’s time to step it up a notch and invent more of these for the other orifices. How about a laser gun for to shoot construction workers on high? Further suggestions go in the commentation (assuming Enetation doesn’t blow up).

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