Penis-Multilating
Tampon Puts Rapists Out Of Business - Forever: “Jaap Haumann, 72,
who now farms near the small town of Clocolan, has designed a ‘mutilator
tampon’ designed to lop off the end of a rapist’s penis.”
It’s about freaking time. It’s time to step it up a notch and
invent more of these for the other orifices. How about a laser gun for
to shoot construction workers on high? Further suggestions go in the
commentation (assuming Enetation doesn’t blow up).
-m