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Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turkey

I knew the day would end oddly when I took my first bite of a creature called a Turducken. Apparently, some scientists bred a duck with a chicken and then with a turkey and a pig (or something like that) and then removed the dna sequence for bones. The result was a truly sadistic Thanksgiving meal that actually tasted pretty damn good. Weird. I guess scientifically mutated animals taste better than the ones that God created. It’s like those giant tomatoes that can feed a colony of people; genetically engineered for sumptuosity.

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p>It was nice to see my sister too.
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